Calvin’s Government

This precocious starlet of the 90s who was born in Santa Monica has grown up and in 2001 she did her first on screen nudity in the movie, Prozac Nation. Below are some censored vid caps from her ndue scene. Christina is sitting with a topless view on the side of the bed and the camera pans around to exposed her completely naked body, giving us a great view of her awesome breasts. There is even a glimpse of her bush. She does have sex in other movies but you don’t get anything near the clear view of her great body and boobs as when she plays Elizabeth Wurtzel in Prozac Nation. Still don’t get a clearer shot of her pussy in one of her latest films Black Snake Moan where she plays Rae, starring alongside Justin Timberlake and Samuel L. Jackson, but we get a great view of her tits in at least two scenes.

I’ve heard on the grapevine that Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz will be working together in a 20th Century Fox romantic comedy set in Vegas, which could be called What Happens in vegas and would be directed by Julian Farino. Apparently it all begins with a night of debauchery in Las Vegas between two strangers (Kutcher and Diaz) who wake up to find they are married. Seems pretty straightforward so far….However, one of them wins a massive jackpot with the other’s money and so it sarts to follow the story of who the winnings actually belong to. You can guess the rest….they try to trick eachother etc etc then they fall in love. Don’t bank on it being a box office hit. While we’re on Cameron Diaz, can you believe we have a new Shrek this year and then a long wait for the next in 2010.

Jennifer Toof aka Toastee (or even Toofy I believe) was a contestant on the reality/talk VH1 show Flavor of Love and spin-off shows Flav Is Blind and Sumthin’s Stinkin’ in he House of Flav last year and has finally got herself another TV roll as herself in a Charm School episode Dirty Drawers Done Dirt Cheap, which also casts the lovely Schatar White (nicknamed Hottie)’, Larissa Hodge (Bootz), Cristal Steverson (Serious) and Brooke Thompson (Pumkin). This new show is a Flavor of Love spin-off that plans to train those women in proper etiquette by instructing them “Thou Shalt Show Some Class” and then goes on to test their social skills with Andrew Firestone of The Bachelor chosing the girl that impressed him. It’s always touch and go, whether a career will continue after a ’sex tape scandal’. Reminder: I believe Jennifer was kicked off Flavor of Love 2 when news of her past career went public. This past life included modelling naked and working under the sudoname Natalia the Scissor Vixen, where she squeezed men’s heads between her thighs. I think it was the Vivid Entertainment porn site who released the first 40 minute video called Toastee Exposed. I think some of her original ‘work’ was released by Barely Legal, featuring both pics and videos of her clothed and nude.

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Was I the only one to miss the whole Brown Bunny blowjob thing? It seems the lovely innocent-looking actress Chloe Sevigny performed oral sex on camera for the big screen. Normally we are shocked that scenes in the movies are uncensored or uncut, however on this occasion the the striking thing is that she actually did it for real - it was unsimulated LoL. The rumors are that she swallowed, perhaps someone could verify this for me, but god knows how! I don’t know how surprised I was really considering her past on-screen nudity: her bottom half was nude in the controversial film Kids where her character was raped; she went topless for a decent view of her breasts in Gummo, there is an extended love scene in Boys Don’t Cry where Hilary Swank takes Chloe’s top off, revealing her breasts; then she moves on to the naked love scene lesbian thing in If These Walls Could Talk 2 with Michele Williams; Sevigny is then showing her boobs again in Big Love; but ultimately she capped all that with the blow job scene with Vincent Gallo in Brown Bunny and in no way did she hold back with the deep throat while sucking Vincent’s cock in this clip; geesh Hollywood is changing in the 21st century.

Update: Get the uncensored video at celebrityhardcore.com

I’ve been watching some video clips from the 2007 Australian BB and there’s a few good-looking woman in it this year. I do like TJ even though she is a crack-head, and Susannah is getting on a bit but has a great body. Aleisha is attractive more for the cute thing. Anyway there hasn’t been much nudity in the house this year because the decision makers at Network Ten or their main backers 3Mobile chose not to run the infamous adult uncut video feeds this year. This may because of the turkey slapping thing these weird Australians did last year, who knows. So how do we get to see these awesome female contestants naked? We wait for the paparazzi to dig the dirt. I don’t know if Emma planned to have these photographs released while she was in at a point of fame when she might be evicted, or whether they were just done in previous years as a model but she looks pretty good anyway. Look in Kate’s adults section for the uncensored nude photographs of Emma from the Aus Zoo Weekly plus other Big Brother uncensored footage.

Born Jason Shellards, he is a cute American musician who wrote I Believe In You for Kylie and has been singing in the band Scissor Sisters since 2002 with openly gay members Babydaddy and Del Marquis (aka Derek Gruen). If this gets you in the mood for some famous hunks unclothed then checkout Celebritycandids.com nude actors article.

Perhaps the worst movie made in a while; the sort of movie that leaves you feeling tired….unles you like to see hot guys semi-nude! The plot, story, whatever is awful with pretty prep boys you can’t identify with and daft powers. Okay so why do we mention it? Because if you are into shirtless blokes with good bodies and bulges then it will be like The Craft on crack, with Abercrombie & Fitch models Taylor Kitsch and Steven Strait, and the rest of these manly modern witches, a handful nof the cutest guys in small black briefs you can see on screen in Toby Hemingway, Sebastian Stan and Chase Crawford.

Then he took us to his moms house to show us his new car. Then we went and sat at Dunkin Donuts to do some homework. So we went to lunch together and shopping and to the gym.

And the essence of Foucault, I am beginning to understand, is exactly that: power is constantly at play, invested in every relationship and exchange, every instrument and idea. In spite of talking every night i mean whats all the fuss over all the nude male celebrities and the dawning realization that I really felt like I was falling in love, it was still up in the air, and after a while I can’t say that I didn’t already have my hopes up, I knew that I couldn’t claim Lindsay Lohan nude as her as my own until we decided for sure together. Tell me that she wanted to try the relationship, and act like nothing had happened until she got here?

i think

I’m not sure what’s up with that, because I’m not scheduled to have cramps for another 2 weeks, but whatever. I really want to go, but with no sitter, it means paying for two people and Warren just isn’t as intersted in the panels. I just don’t know when to give up and when I fall hard, I really fall hard.

That was always my favorite part when we lived at the old house and the place was full to the rafters.

I want a real, serious relationship now. The soft side is what made me want him and eventually we had sex in the pool. I know one of the things that is the matter with me right now.
Come and admit right here how much you love the Silver man. Your in a relationship of 8 years and your mate cheats on you. Breaks my heart

It was different from any relationship I’d had before. She’s already discussing the kid’s names with you, and I know that you are ready to have a family. I know a lifetime relationship of staring at each other over the table because we ran out of things to talk about is not terribly appealing. We were so much alike and we could even read each other’s minds, although I think it’s really because we knew each other so well. I had a chance to meet her several times but never did and now I’m really glad I didn’t. Disclaimer: Ok, ok, so I’m not really a doctor… I am not obsessed or anything, really! I wish that for me, it could be founded on a sense of shared identity and community, but it is not. Maybe if I rest up really good tomorrow and Friday I will feel like my normal self again by Tuesday.

Someone who rarely develops crushes or idolize female celebrities. I can acknowledge that famous people are attractive, but people need to communicate with me, either in person or in text, before I get all gaga over them.

But that day during science they had to be partners, and honest they were not getting along, and attracting a great amount of attention to themselve, it was seriously getting creepy.

I mean, last week was shit and the week before, I think, was worse. Why would they have notified someone else several days ago that they were in, but not me?

After several of these calls, they finally bit the bullet and told us that someone was out the back plucking Busby for dinner that night.

The only thing that I have missed all weekend is sleep cause every night I was up playing video games till the wee hours of the morning. With all these lovely people that I have nothing to say to. If only we had done that when we were younger, man things would be different. If I could hear Erica tell me how she was feeling all the time, that would be great. If you had the power and ability to do one thing, you can have access to every super power in history or ledgend; what would you do? Law and Ethics don’t matter here, for this one moment you can execute anyone you like… If people who are different from you are just living their lives without bothering you why should you care? People seem to care about things that don’t affect them and not pay attention to things like their children, their neighbors, their schools.

I’m not sure if they’ve relaxed those by-laws or not. If not for God i would be dead. Or would you go out laughing, spurting blood everywhere? Think about how much hair has played a part in society and fasion; how would you be effected? But, Would you be my boyfriend?

How would you like to die? Where would you live? So his little scheme to do some übercute 1940s Hollywood musical extravaganza complete with hair combs, feather fans and tuxedos actually ended up looking like The Sound of Music had Federico Fellini directed it.

The little boy died immediately. I knew immediately, when I saw his name flashing on my cell phone, this meant that he wanted to see me that evening. That’s one little twisted power I do have: I have the power to hurt him with my words alone.

BUT i put another one because i reread the question and saw that it says ‘best describe’ and noted that there was only one + charge on the rod. It seems dramatic and thoughtful, because, after all, there is no 13 oclock.

So what?

So for 7 years, I was immersed in a world that in many ways was America, yet in many ways was like an isolated island nation with vastly different customs, assumptions, and practices.

Ironically I wrote that when I was missing the folk in Western Mass, and I have re-connected with one of them not in quite the way I would have anticipated…. I had an amazing time, even though I enjoyed it in a completely different way from how I thought I might, when I thought I might enjoy it at all, which I didn’t think I really would.

When you’d scream, I’d fight away all of your fears.

When you cried, I’d wipe away all of your tears, when you’d scream, I’d fight away all of your fears. Tell me again, I want to hear who broke my faith in all these years, who lays with you at night when I’m here all alone, remembering when I was your own.

It started when dictators began amassing arsenals of mass destruction and when a bunch of murderous fanatics from the Middle East crashed four planes on American soil.

It is when the weary find peace and rest in Christ.

A complete 180 from last week and the week before, I think it has something to do with the fact I haven’t seen/talked to Gus since last Tuesday.

Dorky, evil, sarcastic, random, feline.

No milk products.

No prob. That editor forwarded the e-mail to the copy chief. Did you catch that? Didnt join the rest to catch a movie.

Was met at the door by my assistant, Knoxville, who was uncharacteristically animated as he proceeded to tell me of a conversation he had with his sister the nurse. That guy I saw outside a restaurant the other day who was at once screaming into his cell phone about a golf game AND wearing Oakley blade sunglasses. Then we went outside and laughed at his license plate while he watched from the bar. We had some REALLY good crabcakes for lunch and then went to the International Spy Museum. We almost had to beg her for more drinks, and my mom had to wait 20 minutes to pay the bill! Might I add, that we were in such a rush that we forgot to get change for the parking meter!?!! While we were there, something unexpected happened: they were very hesitant to believe we were Greek.