Calvin’s Government

I’m not sure if they’ve relaxed those by-laws or not. If not for God i would be dead. Or would you go out laughing, spurting blood everywhere? Think about how much hair has played a part in society and fasion; how would you be effected? But, Would you be my boyfriend?

How would you like to die? Where would you live? So his little scheme to do some übercute 1940s Hollywood musical extravaganza complete with hair combs, feather fans and tuxedos actually ended up looking like The Sound of Music had Federico Fellini directed it.

The little boy died immediately. I knew immediately, when I saw his name flashing on my cell phone, this meant that he wanted to see me that evening. That’s one little twisted power I do have: I have the power to hurt him with my words alone.

BUT i put another one because i reread the question and saw that it says ‘best describe’ and noted that there was only one + charge on the rod. It seems dramatic and thoughtful, because, after all, there is no 13 oclock.

This entry was posted on Saturday, August 26th, 2006 at 11:27 am and is filed under Anything Goes.