Archive for the 'Anything Goes' Category

New Romcom to star Kutcher and Diaz

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Cameron Diaz and Ashton KutcherI’ve heard on the grapevine that Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz will be working together in a 20th Century Fox romantic comedy set in Vegas, which could be called What Happens in vegas and would be directed by Julian Farino. Apparently it all begins with a night of debauchery in Las Vegas between two strangers (Kutcher and Diaz) who wake up to find they are married. Seems pretty straightforward so far….However, one of them wins a massive jackpot with the other’s money and so it sarts to follow the story of who the winnings actually belong to. You can guess the rest….they try to trick eachother etc etc then they fall in love. Don’t bank on it being a box office hit. While we’re on Cameron Diaz, can you believe we have a new Shrek this year and then a long wait for the next in 2010.

The Covenant

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Perhaps the worst movie made in a while; the sort of movie that leaves you feeling tired….unles you like to see hot guyscute male celebs semi-nude! The plot, story, whatever is awful with pretty prep boys you can’t identify with and daft powers. Okay so why do we mention it? Because if you are into shirtless blokes with good bodies and bulges then it will be like The Craft on crack, with Abercrombie & Fitch models Taylor Kitsch and Steven Strait, and the rest of these manly modern witches, a handful nof the cutest guys in small black briefs you can see on screen in Toby Hemingway, Sebastian Stan and Chase Crawford.

Lindsay Fan

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Then he took us to his moms house to show us his new car. Then we went and sat at Dunkin Donuts to do some homework. So we went to lunch together and shopping and to the gym.

And the essence of Foucault, I am beginning to understand, is exactly that: power is constantly at play, invested in every relationship and exchange, every instrument and idea. In spite of talking every night i mean whats all the fuss over all the nude male celebrities and the dawning realization that I really felt like I was falling in love, it was still up in the air, and after a while I can’t say that I didn’t already have my hopes up, I knew that I couldn’t claim Lindsay Lohan nude as her as my own until we decided for sure together. Tell me that she wanted to try the relationship, and act like nothing had happened until she got here?

Did you know Estella Warren has hairy nipples…

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

i think :)

I’m not sure what’s up with that, because I’m not scheduled to have cramps for another 2 weeks, but whatever. I really want to go, but with no sitter, it means paying for two people and Warren just isn’t as intersted in the panels. I just don’t know when to give up and when I fall hard, I really fall hard.

That was always my favorite part when we lived at the old house and the place was full to the rafters.

What I got up to at the weekend.

Monday, September 18th, 2006

I want a real, serious relationship now. The soft side is what made me want him and eventually we had sex in the pool. I know one of the things that is the matter with me right now.
Come and admit right here how much you love the Silver man. Your in a relationship of 8 years and your mate cheats on you. Breaks my heart :(

It was different from any relationship I’d had before. She’s already discussing the kid’s names with you, and I know that you are ready to have a family. I know a lifetime relationship of staring at each other over the table because we ran out of things to talk about is not terribly appealing. We were so much alike and we could even read each other’s minds, although I think it’s really because we knew each other so well. I had a chance to meet her several times but never did and now I’m really glad I didn’t. Disclaimer: Ok, ok, so I’m not really a doctor… I am not obsessed or anything, really! I wish that for me, it could be founded on a sense of shared identity and community, but it is not. Maybe if I rest up really good tomorrow and Friday I will feel like my normal self again by Tuesday.

Female Stars of the UK - an craze?

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

Someone who rarely develops crushes or idolize female celebrities. I can acknowledge that famous people are attractive, but people need to communicate with me, either in person or in text, before I get all gaga over them.

But that day during science they had to be partners, and honest they were not getting along, and attracting a great amount of attention to themselve, it was seriously getting creepy.

I mean, last week was shit and the week before, I think, was worse. Why would they have notified someone else several days ago that they were in, but not me?

After several of these calls, they finally bit the bullet and told us that someone was out the back plucking Busby for dinner that night.

The only thing that I have missed all weekend is sleep cause every night I was up playing video games till the wee hours of the morning. With all these lovely people that I have nothing to say to. If only we had done that when we were younger, man things would be different. If I could hear Erica tell me how she was feeling all the time, that would be great. If you had the power and ability to do one thing, you can have access to every super power in history or ledgend; what would you do? Law and Ethics don’t matter here, for this one moment you can execute anyone you like… If people who are different from you are just living their lives without bothering you why should you care? People seem to care about things that don’t affect them and not pay attention to things like their children, their neighbors, their schools.

What a day

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

I’m not sure if they’ve relaxed those by-laws or not. If not for God i would be dead. Or would you go out laughing, spurting blood everywhere? Think about how much hair has played a part in society and fasion; how would you be effected? But, Would you be my boyfriend?

How would you like to die? Where would you live? So his little scheme to do some übercute 1940s Hollywood musical extravaganza complete with hair combs, feather fans and tuxedos actually ended up looking like The Sound of Music had Federico Fellini directed it.

The little boy died immediately. I knew immediately, when I saw his name flashing on my cell phone, this meant that he wanted to see me that evening. That’s one little twisted power I do have: I have the power to hurt him with my words alone.

BUT i put another one because i reread the question and saw that it says ‘best describe’ and noted that there was only one + charge on the rod. It seems dramatic and thoughtful, because, after all, there is no 13 oclock.

Colin Farrell

Monday, August 21st, 2006

So what?

So for 7 years, I was immersed in a world that in many ways was America, yet in many ways was like an isolated island nation with vastly different customs, assumptions, and practices.

Ironically I wrote that when I was missing the folk in Western Mass, and I have re-connected with one of them not in quite the way I would have anticipated…. I had an amazing time, even though I enjoyed it in a completely different way from how I thought I might, when I thought I might enjoy it at all, which I didn’t think I really would.

When you’d scream, I’d fight away all of your fears.

When you cried, I’d wipe away all of your tears, when you’d scream, I’d fight away all of your fears. Tell me again, I want to hear who broke my faith in all these years, who lays with you at night when I’m here all alone, remembering when I was your own.

It started when dictators began amassing arsenals of mass destruction and when a bunch of murderous fanatics from the Middle East crashed four planes on American soil.

It is when the weary find peace and rest in Christ.

A complete 180 from last week and the week before, I think it has something to do with the fact I haven’t seen/talked to Gus since last Tuesday.

Knoxville USA

Monday, August 21st, 2006

Dorky, evil, sarcastic, random, feline.

No milk products.

No prob. That editor forwarded the e-mail to the copy chief. Did you catch that? Didnt join the rest to catch a movie.

Was met at the door by my assistant, Knoxville, who was uncharacteristically animated as he proceeded to tell me of a conversation he had with his sister the nurse. That guy I saw outside a restaurant the other day who was at once screaming into his cell phone about a golf game AND wearing Oakley blade sunglasses. Then we went outside and laughed at his license plate while he watched from the bar. We had some REALLY good crabcakes for lunch and then went to the International Spy Museum. We almost had to beg her for more drinks, and my mom had to wait 20 minutes to pay the bill! Might I add, that we were in such a rush that we forgot to get change for the parking meter!?!! While we were there, something unexpected happened: they were very hesitant to believe we were Greek.

Who loves Eddie?

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Anyway, I am happy to say that although I have done as much dumb shit as anyone else, I am very pleased with what I have seen and done up to this point. How are you going to have a successful family? Hope this situation isn’t catching cause I don’t know what I’d do without you guys. Also this is my diary and if you don’t like what you read, then I suggest you move on to another diary.

But then again, not everyone is a senseless computer addict like me.

Do you have any super-religious relatives who have committed a lot of mortal sins and still hold themselves holier than everyone not in their religion? Do you belong to an organized religion? Are you sick of organized religion in the altogether? Would you ever marry someone who didnt share your religious/spiritual views of seeing Eddie Cibrian nude? If you had the power and ability to do one thing, you can have access to every super power in history or ledgend; what would you do? Law and Ethics don’t matter here, for this one moment you can execute anyone you like…

Who would you like to be, dream self or real self?

It can be aything, as simple as you like, or as fantastical as you can think of?

Think about the movies Truman and The Running man when you think about this question. What do you think about the layout of this diary?

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yehaaa

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Of course I’m smiling when I say it… they think I’m being funny. What’s this about not being able to pay the bills? But I’ll shut up about this now.

You might think I’m in love or something, but that’s really not the case.

Seriously, I figure that in this case no news is bad news.

For seriously reals, y’all.

If you’ve never read an opinion, you really ought to trudge through one just for your own personal edification. Today seemed to really crawl by… Today was the final for dental assisting. You really are quite good at that and it lifts me up. Because the Egyptian calendar is quite different from the Julian one we use today the dates in my calendar are an approximation and other sources may be a day or two different.

In a galaxy far, far away…

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Well if you keep it up, you’ll get grounded as much as george and I *laughs* see ya around.

Lucas-Well lucas also runs in my group. Well, we slowly stop talking to each other, then before I knew it, James got 2 jobs, so he was to busy to talk to me, so I was like forget him.

Last night I was up insanely late working on my gargantuan advertising project, and then even later talking to Sarah and the demise of our friendship.

I mean, last week was shit and the week before, I think, was worse.

However, I pointed out a few things that have been bothering me for ages and I think they finally hit home with her. Name ten movies that when you see them at a rental place or think about them you want or have to rent them? Or would you just let him have his space and share the Lonely Hill and Star Wars hunks comfortably as I think you want him to do for you? Who would you like to be, dream self or real self?

Your dream self, not who you are right now! It’s what you think isn’t it? Name three things you would change about the US goverment. Name 3 people in history, living or dead, you’d like to have lunch with?

My First Post

Friday, August 18th, 2006

hello world!