Calvin’s Government

Jennifer Toof aka Toastee (or even Toofy I believe) was a contestant on the reality/talk VH1 show Flavor of Love and spin-off shows Flav Is Blind and Sumthin’s Stinkin’ in he House of Flav last year and has finally got herself another TV roll as herself in a Charm School episode Dirty Drawers Done Dirt Cheap, which also casts the lovely Schatar White (nicknamed Hottie)’, Larissa Hodge (Bootz), Cristal Steverson (Serious) and Brooke Thompson (Pumkin). This new show is a Flavor of Love spin-off that plans to train those women in proper etiquette by instructing them “Thou Shalt Show Some Class” and then goes on to test their social skills with Andrew Firestone of The Bachelor chosing the girl that impressed him. It’s always touch and go, whether a career will continue after a ’sex tape scandal’. Reminder: I believe Jennifer was kicked off Flavor of Love 2 when news of her past career went public. This past life included modelling naked and working under the sudoname Natalia the Scissor Vixen, where she squeezed men’s heads between her thighs. I think it was the Vivid Entertainment porn site who released the first 40 minute video called Toastee Exposed. I think some of her original ‘work’ was released by Barely Legal, featuring both pics and videos of her clothed and nude.

Latest: Get the videos and pics at femalestars.com

Was I the only one to miss the whole Brown Bunny blowjob thing? It seems the lovely innocent-looking actress Chloe Sevigny performed oral sex on camera for the big screen. Normally we are shocked that scenes in the movies are uncensored or uncut, however on this occasion the the striking thing is that she actually did it for real - it was unsimulated LoL. The rumors are that she swallowed, perhaps someone could verify this for me, but god knows how! I don’t know how surprised I was really considering her past on-screen nudity: her bottom half was nude in the controversial film Kids where her character was raped; she went topless for a decent view of her breasts in Gummo, there is an extended love scene in Boys Don’t Cry where Hilary Swank takes Chloe’s top off, revealing her breasts; then she moves on to the naked love scene lesbian thing in If These Walls Could Talk 2 with Michele Williams; Sevigny is then showing her boobs again in Big Love; but ultimately she capped all that with the blow job scene with Vincent Gallo in Brown Bunny and in no way did she hold back with the deep throat while sucking Vincent’s cock in this clip; geesh Hollywood is changing in the 21st century.

Update: Get the uncensored video at celebrityhardcore.com

I’ve been watching some video clips from the 2007 Australian BB and there’s a few good-looking woman in it this year. I do like TJ even though she is a crack-head, and Susannah is getting on a bit but has a great body. Aleisha is attractive more for the cute thing. Anyway there hasn’t been much nudity in the house this year because the decision makers at Network Ten or their main backers 3Mobile chose not to run the infamous adult uncut video feeds this year. This may because of the turkey slapping thing these weird Australians did last year, who knows. So how do we get to see these awesome female contestants naked? We wait for the paparazzi to dig the dirt. I don’t know if Emma planned to have these photographs released while she was in at a point of fame when she might be evicted, or whether they were just done in previous years as a model but she looks pretty good anyway. Look in Kate’s adults section for the uncensored nude photographs of Emma from the Aus Zoo Weekly plus other Big Brother uncensored footage.